"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."
- The most sober thing a drunk person could say. (via missinyouiskillingme)
(Source: just-keep-swimming-jade, via mydemonsknowhowt0swim)
its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents
“On one hand I feel bad that Jennifer Lawrence’s privacy was invaded but on the other hand…well that hand is busy.” LOL
"Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart."
- (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: moeyhashy, via mecjan)
"I’m on Valium…everything’s okay."
- Miranda Hobbes (via whatwouldcarriesay)
me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours